A Manhattan Man Sues Everyone For Everything

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A Manhattan man is suing NYC for all its worth; the funds may value even more than what the world is worth.

In a 22- page complaint, 62-year-old Anton Purisima, who is representing himself, plans to sue the city, NYC transit, Kmart, Au Bon Pain store, two local hospitals, a “Latina” dog and just about anyone else he could think of.

The hand-written lawsuit was filed in Manhattan federal court, seeking more money than what the entire planet has to offer. This suit is one of a kind; it claims that all of the pain and damages that Purisima suffered cannot be measured in money. Therefore, the funds are said to be “priceless”. The amount that he is looking forward to receiving totals a whopping $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Is this number even real? I bet you have never seen this many zeros alined next to each other.

He accuses the defendants of everything, from civil rights violations to attempted murder.  This is outrageous, don’t you think?

Purisima’s claims include his infected middle finger after he was bit by a “rabies-infected” dog on a NYC bus. He said while being treated in a local Manhattan hospital, a “Chinese couple” took unauthorized photos of him. He also attached evidence to his complaint; a photo of his bloodied finger.

The NY Post and other media sources could not get a hold of Purisima for a comment.

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